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  <title>THE JOURNAL</title>
  <subtitle>the journal to end all journals</subtitle>
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  <updated>2005-01-02T19:33:32Z</updated>
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    <title>the exciting life of jonathan farkas</title>
    <published>2005-01-02T19:33:32Z</published>
    <updated>2005-01-02T19:33:32Z</updated>
    <lj:music>coldplay - clocks</lj:music>
    <content type="html">I know I'm not supposed to update again till 2006 but I thought this was pretty interesting. Last night was pretty exciting. I was at the movies with some friends skipping movies and the second movie we watched was Darkness, which sucked, but it was at about 10:00 and we sat in the row in front of the top row. As people started rushing in the top row began filling up with a crapload of tough black guys who of course were causing trouble even before the movie begain. Now delon was there too (you know him, the bitch) and he has a reputation for telling people during the movie to shut up, however, never to big tough black kids who probably all had guns in their backpockets. &lt;br /&gt;So joking around I told him that if they talk during the movie he should tell them to shup up, to see if we get shot. So as the movie started, of course, they couldn't shut their mouths. So a half hour passed and delon finally yelled shut up! Keep in mind, they were all directly behind us (in stabbing range). Of course, they weren't gonna let a white-ass bitch tell them what to do so they yelled at delon calling him various names and such until about 10 minutes later delon yelled again, this time an emphatic shut the hell up! &lt;br /&gt;Now that really got them going, but a few minutes later about 5 cops came in the theatre and got them all out and as they were being escorted out the whole theatre was clapping for delon and his bravery. Pretty funny sight. We were all relieved but then came the realization that what if they were all waiting for us outside of the movies? I was kind of hoping they would be cuz i think I could have took them all on. Unfortunately, they weren't and we drove away safely. Ironically, the whole situation was scarier than the movie itself. &lt;br /&gt;What did I learn from this experience? Absolutely nothing. Man, this is a long update isn't it? Oh well, peace homies.</content>
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    <title>I should be drunk, but I'm not</title>
    <published>2005-01-01T05:56:40Z</published>
    <updated>2005-01-01T05:56:40Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Well its a half hour past 12:00, in other words we've been in 2005 for a half an hour now, how exciting. Anyway, here's my first and probably only update till 2006. &lt;br /&gt;Here's what I did all day to celebrate new years: at my work(i work with the some of the coolest, and in some cases the hottest, people in the world) we all opened up a couple bottles of champagne and celebrated, myself I only had half a cup but about an hour later my boss poured me raspberry flavored vodka too so that just made me feel even better. I feel fine from all of it though, i guess i was born with a strong stomach. &lt;br /&gt;So anyway, I got off at 4:00 and at about 8:00 I popped in the extended edition dvd of rotk and I just finished it a few minutes ago. So if you think about it, i started the movie in 2004 and it ended in 2005. That doesn't happen a lot.&lt;br /&gt;I've gotta remember to start putting 2005 on my papers in school. Anyway, hope everyone had a good new year's eve. see ya in school.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:farkas007:2112</id>
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    <title>farkas007 @ 2004-12-23T18:44:00</title>
    <published>2004-12-24T03:03:33Z</published>
    <updated>2004-12-24T03:03:33Z</updated>
    <lj:music>The barney song</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Merry christmas Lauren, sarah, and evan (the only 3 people who know this page exists and thus the only three people that will get this message). Just wanted to say that ahead of time cuz i know i won't have time in the next couple of days to do so. So I guess I'll see you girls next year then, peace out homies</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:farkas007:2003</id>
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    <title>farkas007 @ 2004-12-20T12:54:00</title>
    <published>2004-12-20T17:59:01Z</published>
    <updated>2004-12-20T17:59:01Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Evan, thanks for making me sign up for this. I'm having a blast</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:farkas007:1676</id>
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    <title>farkas007 @ 2004-12-20T12:53:00</title>
    <published>2004-12-20T17:57:20Z</published>
    <updated>2004-12-20T17:57:20Z</updated>
    <content type="html">the previous update was supposed to be a happy face. Man, that turned out well.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:farkas007:1469</id>
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    <title>hey</title>
    <published>2004-12-20T17:54:40Z</published>
    <updated>2004-12-20T17:54:40Z</updated>
    <content type="html">(   )   (   )&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      *&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--------------</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:farkas007:1156</id>
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    <title>uh oh</title>
    <published>2004-12-20T16:45:29Z</published>
    <updated>2004-12-20T16:45:29Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Am I allowd to curse in these journals cuz I just did. Oh well. 2005 is just around the corner, meaning its updating time.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:farkas007:801</id>
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    <title>...soon</title>
    <published>2004-12-20T16:41:52Z</published>
    <updated>2004-12-20T16:41:52Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Almost time, be ready.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:farkas007:667</id>
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    <title>no subject</title>
    <published>2004-12-20T16:40:15Z</published>
    <updated>2004-12-20T16:40:15Z</updated>
    <content type="html">My next update is coming up in 2005, mark your calendars bitches. See ya then.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:farkas007:316</id>
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    <title>My first update</title>
    <published>2004-12-17T15:20:40Z</published>
    <updated>2004-12-17T15:20:40Z</updated>
    <content type="html">This is my first update so here goes...&lt;br /&gt;Today i woke up at 9:15 now its 9:20. The end. &lt;br /&gt;*Look for my next livejournal update sometime the end of next year. Livejournal kicks ass!</content>
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